Goodbye to “Chubby”

Yes, goodbye to “chubby” and “full figured”. For quite some time now, I’ve just thought of myself as, well, portly.  It’s a nicer way of slightly more than my ideal weight.  A comedian once remarked years ago, “I’m not overweight, I’m just short.  For my weight, I should be 11 feet tall.”  Here all this time, I thought that quality eating – as in “healthy appetite” – coupled with an irregular, one might say sporadic, exercise regimen was to blame.  Nay, nay. If television commercials are to be believed, and I have no reason to believe that folks in advertising would deliberately mislead us, I’m a victim of “insulin resistance”.  Yes (arm thrusting skyward)!  Now a dignified, professional condition for why my middle section has been, shall we say, out of proportion to the rest of me.  

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