My apologies for the production delays you’ve experienced. I’ve been promoted from Head Writer of “I’m thinking . . . .No” to Executive Producer, and moving into the corner office. When these blogs had just a handful of readers, I could maintain a more modest title, but now that I’m pulling in, well, tens of tens of readers, and presumably the influence that I can inflict generate has been expanding rapidly, so it’s time to move up on the title hierarchy.